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Mosquito Exposure Conditioning T-Shirt
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Mosquito Exposure Conditioning T-Shirt

Color: Charcoal
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Regular price  $37.99 Sale price  $29.99
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Premium Everyday Comfort

The Department of Misguidance is proud to issue this officially certified directive, printed in the USA on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle t-shirt, a 4.5 oz. ring-spun cotton tee selected by our committee after extensive deliberation and zero field testing. Each shirt arrives pre-printed with expert wilderness guidance from professionals who have collectively attended more meetings about nature than they have visited it. Wear it with confidence you have not earned, in the outdoors you may or may not be prepared for.

⚠ Disclaimer: Unhelpful Ranger is satire. All “advice” is intentionally ridiculous and may be unsafe, inaccurate or terrible. Never rely on anything on this site or our products for outdoor, fire, wildlife, food, medical or survival guidance. Follow qualified professionals and official safety guidance instead.

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30-Day Money Back Guarantee - Love your tee or your money back, no questions asked.

Printed in the USA - Every order is printed and shipped right here in the USA, because that's how we do things at the Department of Misguidance.

Built to Last

Reinforced Durability - Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves stands up to repeated wear.

Seamless Collar - Quarter-turned construction eliminates center crease and maintains shape over time.

Tear-Away Label - Easy-to-remove label provides tagless comfort without residue.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

The Unhelpful Ranger - Department of Misguidance is headquartered in the Pacific Northwest. All of our apparel is proudly printed right here in the United States, by real Americans, in actual American facilities located throughout this great nation. Every product and ill-advised field advice is made on U.S. soil, which is more than we can say for most of our wilderness guidance.

Do you ship internationally?

No. The Department of Misguidance operates exclusively within the borders of the United States, a country we are reasonably confident we have jurisdiction over.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

Our t-shirts are made from 100% soft-spun cotton, giving them a lightweight, comfortable feel that holds up to both heavy wear and whatever the wilderness throws at you. The fabric is pre-shrunk, so the size you order is the size you keep, which means no surprises after the first wash.